Parlo italiano: Thanksgiving Edition

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I don't know about you, but I tend to stuff my face during Thanksgiving. With that in mind, here is this week's Italian Lesson:

Si prega di spostarmi da ruota a letto. Ho mangiato troppo durante la cena.
Please wheel me to bed. I ate too much during dinner.

Any real Italians out there... I'd love it if you corrected my miserable Italian.

(Full Disclosure, I googled "Fat Italian Lady" in an attempt to enhance this post... the results were not pretty.)